Dating Revelations

This post is written by Karlos DeMarko.

Life sucks.
If you belong to that special part of men which is 99 % of the population when you meet the bitch of your dreams you will currently be in a long term relationship.
Instead of waiting for her to find some other man and dump you or hoping that some helicopter will strike her you’d better read the article because it will show you 18 unique ways to make her run away even without the cat.
Did I mention that life sucks?
If I did then do not read the sentence above because there is no point of it.
Get ready to learn how real men do it.
By the way I have some strange feeling that you do not have this problem right now but you are reading the article anyway. Go figure.

NOTE!
If the woman you want to dump your future ex for is one of those bitches that have anything necessary to be on a calendar on your wall and your current girlfriend is always a wry face with oily hair then it is something very natural what you are trying to do. If it is the other way around then I suggest you to visit the doctor (Yes, the psychiatrist one I meant. You are right! )
Here we start:

1) Email.

Using your e-mail is a cool way to get rid of her without listening to things like: “Where did I go wrong”. Do not forget to make it clear so there is no double meaning in your message. Here are three examples:
- I love you… NOT! It is over with the comedy called “our relationship”. I am not kidding. John.
- It is Katie. You didn’t know about me but I am living together with John. If you come close to him I will smash or head. Katie. (Send this from your mail!)
- I am dumping you. Bye-bye. John.
It is really important to not return her phone calls later. If you see her face-to-face someday do not talk with her at all. No matter how much she is acting like a little spoiled girl and tease you do not kick her ass. There is no better kick in the head than the indifference.

2) Pinky web site.
Put her photos you made when she was in the pool on some of those websites. Do not forget to include her real coordinates and a price like 40$ per hour and 70$ for whole night standard, oral, anal sex and a ready for use apartment (her real address). This may get you in jail but do not distract your attention with such insignificant things. If she still wants to stay with you after this gesture you did for her you are in a serious trouble so keep reading.
3) TV is not for politics only.

This is a little complicated but still practicable and possible.
Get in touch with some show that enjoys sufficient popularity which offers for only 34$ per minute to express your thoughts. Then say what you think about her and that you want to dump her no matter what it costs you.
Saying this in front of such a big audience definitely means that the situation is not a joke so she has to catch the meaning no matter how dumb she is. If she doesn’t get the message you have no other way around but visit some monastery.

4) Her sister.

If she has a sister who is more insignificant (it is always this case) you are in a perfect situation. Take one roller of ass paper and put something oily and creamy inside. Show what you have created to her sister and tell her that you have been fucking this during the last two months and you feel much better pleasure than fucking her sister. Add “I can’t go on like this”.
This is the perfect time to do the next part of the plan because now she is in a high emotional condition because of what you just told her.
Turn on your camera and put your hand in her pants and start to escalate by the time you start to shag her as a dog having fleas. When you finish stop recording and send her what you did… Congratulations. Now you are alone! Of course this is true if you are not so dumb that you start going out with the sister.
5) Get married.
This is a cool trick you can use. Go to some other country and get married FOR ANOTHER GIRL. Then call her and tell her: “hey I got married and I am living my life. Look i gotta go because phone calls are very expensive here. Bye-bye”
6) Nasty, nasty shit.
Tell her to dress like your father because this turns you really on or while she is giving you a blow job start singing some gipsy songs. You can offer her to do a golden rain on the carpet in the living room while watching some love tv show where to couples talk about how they have found the perfect match.
7) Become a victim.
Go somewhere alone or with friends of yours. Have fun, fuck whatever the destination is offering you and when you go back find some wheel chair for invalids ( do not take one from a man with real inabilities because this is very immature dude! ) sit down and do not move your legs. Then call her and tell her that your dick is not going to be captain fantastic anymore. Be careful to not watch the women who pass by you because your dick will not respect your fake physical condition and you will get in a trouble.

8) Bars and clubs.
You have to make a big party at some club where you invite as much people as possible. Tell them to bring their friends too. When you feel the moment tell the DJ that you have a surprise and take the microphone. Shout loudly: “Hey Krisie, it is over. I am dumping you. I want everybody to know that”. When she starts crying and leave the bar keep drinking with your friends. Do not pay attention to the fucked up setting and the repulsive faces women are making.

9) After all ask what the county can do for you.
Go to the local police department and tell that your girlfriend is threatening you with a knife if you stop seeing her. Wait for a little the police men to stop laughing and tell them again what the whole thing is about. If they don’t broke your bones with the bars they may do something to help you keeping her 100 m away
10) Run as fast as you can.
A cool trick you can do is to offer her to go the metro for a quick ride. Just for fun. When you both get in just before it closes the doors jump and do not lose your time watching her stupid face but run as fast as you can. In the worst case you have fifteen minutes advantage by the time the train goes to the next stop and comes back.
11) Be a mouse.
I don’t mean to become literally a mouse because this is going to be very difficult. You’d rather take her to some expensive restaurant and make a big bill. This is the right time to go the toiler because the hard work of the cooker wants to take its own way. When you escape her sight give the waitress a note where you say that it is over between both of you to give it to her together with the bill.
Well, I know real men do not act like this but I am sure you have heart the story about the purpose, the resources and so on…
12) Get away during sex.
While you are fucking her stand up and say: “No way. I can’t keep going like this. I am dumping you”. Do not pay attention to her screams. Just imagine your ground mother eating mayonnaise so your dick falls down, put something on and go without giving explanations.
13) Be the perfect man.
This is my favorite way to get rid of some girl. It is lousier than Hitler and all his relatives gotten together. Call her 30 times a day to ask her what she is doing and if she feels good. Send her 80 msgs with the same point. Talk to her like a little baby who has lost its mother. Take her to her job and bring her back home later. Go with her to the hairdresser’s and everywhere else. Every evening cry loudly telling her how much you love her. Rouse her suddenly at 5 in the morning to tell her that your life wouldn’t have any point without her and you need a cuddle. When she stars acting a little nervous and refuse get out of the bed and turn on the lamp. Tell her that you insist to talk about why she didn’t want to cuddle you and question your relationship.
If this doesn’t help you to make her run away you are in a serious trouble. I suggest you to call NASA and tell them that you have found some new biological specimen.
14) Wet sheets.
This is kind of rude but if you have taken a serious decision to change the things do it.
Start to piss on the bed instead of going to the toilet. When she asks you what the fuck is going on tell her that this is a problem you had since a little kid and it appears very often. Obviously no normal woman will stand you.
The bad thing is that she might start talking about this in the city and you will have problems finding another woman.
I warned you that life sucks!
15) Bluff.
This is not working all the time but you can try it anyway. While you are together catch her for her lower jaws and tell her: “I know everything so you’d better start talking, you whore. Do it now if you have at least some dignity.”
If she is not guilty be careful to not be emotionally affected by her explanations and the true love she feels towards you.
But bad thoughts away. Let’s hope that she is really guilty and the bluff will work.
16) Honesty.
This is really cool trick to give her an emotional hara-kiri. Tell her she is fat. This way you will break all the comfort you’ve ever had.
The side effect is that she may become attracted to you even more.
17) Mobile phones.
Today there is a big concurrency in the digital world so this will probably work if you pay enough money. Just tell your GSM operator to program your number to return: “There is no such number,” together with “because he doesn’t want to have anything in common with you, you witch!” Once again technically this can be done. The bad thing is that you will need lots of money.

18) Something else.

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